I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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