i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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