And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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