She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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