the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Never underestimate the power of titties
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
