ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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