Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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