i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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