i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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