on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
vagina is talking i cant
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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