Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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