I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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