i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
