Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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