Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
