Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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