i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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