Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just want nice things and good sex
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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