So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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