Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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