What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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