So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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