Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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