Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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