Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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