He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
