I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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