I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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