don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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