when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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