Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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