lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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