So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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