ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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