We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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