I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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