The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
