I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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