I'm sorry my penis didn't work
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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