at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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