She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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