S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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