super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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