Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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