I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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