I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Come on in and take your pants off
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