he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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