So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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