ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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