So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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