Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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