no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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