suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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