I wannas sexs uuuuu
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Too much gin, very little bucket
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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