Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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