we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just googled if crying burns calories
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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