So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
is wine microwaveable?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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